NOOB! BLOODY NOOB! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY NOOB BUT THERE'S A BLOODY NOOB THERE TALKING MY FACE OFF!
</ripoff>
Now, I have never actually experienced a NOOB first hand, but I have seen the way people type at my school when they are sending eachother messages via Webmail.
And frankly, it annoys the shit out of me to the point of wanting to bash them over the head with the chair that they're sitting on.
They are the same girls that need to have their mouths sewn shut because they never cease their continuous ranting and raving and stupidity and such, AND THEY GET THE ENTIRE CLASS KEPT IN FOR AN EXTRA TEN MINUTES BECAUSE MY FUCKING GRAPHICS TEACHER IS A HARD-ASSED PRICK!
</rant>
This will only make you laugh if you know what a NOOB is.
*Whips out the Stealthblade and goes psycho Hunter Killer on n00bs*
~~
...
*Looks side to side*
Umm...I'm taking the Grim and...er...hiding from Shadow in...oh, I dunno...orbit until this blows over...and uhh...yeah.
*Makes a mad dash towards the Grim Reaper parked out front.*
--
My fall will be for you; My love will be in you; If you be the one to; cut me I'll bleed forever.
--
"Do we want a cute animal mascot thing?" "Let's not go there until we're desperate. The 'cute animal mascot' idea usually just results in multiple lacerations."
--
"Do we want a cute animal mascot thing?" "Let's not go there until we're desperate. The 'cute animal mascot' idea usually just results in multiple lacerations."
*Waves up to the Grim and continues killing spree*
--
"Do we want a cute animal mascot thing?" "Let's not go there until we're desperate. The 'cute animal mascot' idea usually just results in multiple lacerations."
*Shadow runs up to Dragon*
Don't forget now, only the n00bs...
The rest of them can go free...for now...
*Glowers and runs off again*
~~
*Puts his feet up and slurps on a coke*
--
My fall will be for you; My love will be in you; If you be the one to; cut me I'll bleed forever.
*once the killing spree is over, Dragon flies up to the Grim presenting a n00b head*
Check it out, reckon can put it in my trophy cabinet with the flamer heads?
--
"Do we want a cute animal mascot thing?" "Let's not go there until we're desperate. The 'cute animal mascot' idea usually just results in multiple lacerations."
*Rises up to hover behind Dragon, massive energy wings glowing red, Stealthblade encrusted with snap frozen blood.*
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I dunno, but I'm sure Nemesis could help you craft a nice trophy out of the head...he does that a lot. Ask Shadow to let him out if you really want it.
*With the violence relatively over, I order the Grim to return to ground base.*
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My fall will be for you; My love will be in you; If you be the one to; cut me I'll bleed forever.
Nice wings. *Impressed smile*
*Dragon extends her own wings and morphs to full Draconic form, showing off gleaming black scales, lethal fangs and claws and regal, curving horns*
I might just ask Nexus to do that. I could use a skull trophy. If you don't mind, I need to fish through the mangled corpses to find my sword. I think I lost it in a n00b's throat.
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"Do we want a cute animal mascot thing?" "Let's not go there until we're desperate. The 'cute animal mascot' idea usually just results in multiple lacerations."
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...must..kill...n00b!
*Whips out the Stealthblade and goes psycho Hunter Killer on n00bs*
~~
...
*Looks side to side*
Umm...I'm taking the Grim and...er...hiding from Shadow in...oh, I dunno...orbit until this blows over...and uhh...yeah.
*Makes a mad dash towards the Grim Reaper parked out front.*
--
My fall will be for you; My love will be in you; If you be the one to; cut me I'll bleed forever.
Hindsight is 20/20...
--
"Do we want a cute animal mascot thing?"
"Let's not go there until we're desperate. The 'cute animal mascot' idea usually just results in multiple lacerations."
Stupid noobs...
--
"Someone brought a lazer pointer.
...That has magically disappeared before our eyes...
Nobody likes the guy with the lazer pointer."
-Gerard Way
--
"Do we want a cute animal mascot thing?"
"Let's not go there until we're desperate. The 'cute animal mascot' idea usually just results in multiple lacerations."
--
My fall will be for you; My love will be in you; If you be the one to; cut me I'll bleed forever.
Hindsight is 20/20...
*Waves up to the Grim and continues killing spree*
--
"Do we want a cute animal mascot thing?"
"Let's not go there until we're desperate. The 'cute animal mascot' idea usually just results in multiple lacerations."
Don't forget now, only the n00bs...
The rest of them can go free...for now...
*Glowers and runs off again*
~~
*Puts his feet up and slurps on a coke*
--
My fall will be for you; My love will be in you; If you be the one to; cut me I'll bleed forever.
Hindsight is 20/20...
Check it out, reckon can put it in my trophy cabinet with the flamer heads?
--
"Do we want a cute animal mascot thing?"
"Let's not go there until we're desperate. The 'cute animal mascot' idea usually just results in multiple lacerations."
~~
I dunno, but I'm sure Nemesis could help you craft a nice trophy out of the head...he does that a lot. Ask Shadow to let him out if you really want it.
*With the violence relatively over, I order the Grim to return to ground base.*
--
My fall will be for you; My love will be in you; If you be the one to; cut me I'll bleed forever.
Hindsight is 20/20...
*Dragon extends her own wings and morphs to full Draconic form, showing off gleaming black scales, lethal fangs and claws and regal, curving horns*
I might just ask Nexus to do that. I could use a skull trophy. If you don't mind, I need to fish through the mangled corpses to find my sword. I think I lost it in a n00b's throat.
--
"Do we want a cute animal mascot thing?"
"Let's not go there until we're desperate. The 'cute animal mascot' idea usually just results in multiple lacerations."
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